OMG! A New Nazified Fauci Variant Has Been Released!
Saw This On X Today and Just Had to Share ✮ HILARIOUS! 🤣
⭐ Source: Dutchsinse on X
Breaking News!
The WHO has announced that their newest version of COVID is called:
CRONICRON! 😱
This new variant is a cross genome hybrid of COVID-19 "bat flu", OMICRON, Bird Flu, and Swine Flu.
Researchers from Exiter University have traced this new strain which contains all of the aforementioned which combined with Monkeypox, due to the escaped monkeys which got out of a flipped over box truck which was delivering live contaminated Monkeys to the CDC.
More on the original box truck monkey escape here from the Independent.co.uk
A woman from Pennsylvania was traced back as patient zero for the Bat Bird OMICRON Swine Monkey hybrid infection.
Fichelle Mallon, a local Pennsylvania resident, is now confirmed as the first in the rapid outbreak now sweeping the cities. Ms. Mallon witnessed the box truck wreck, as well as the mass monkey escape while driving down the highway.
"I saw the monkeys escape and I knew I had to do something!" She said. "I was driving by myself home after just getting off duty as a nose swabber in our local COVID parking lot testing station, when I saw this large box truck flip over -- there were monkeys running everywhere!" 🐒
Mallon further described the scene as "Chaotic". "It was absolute pandemonium, small monkeys, big monkeys, all different colors, several of the kind with the big bulbous bottoms! My training as a volunteer COVID tester kicked in. I threw caution to the wind, and decided to round up a few monkeys"
"I was alone in the car, so I sprang into action" she said. " I took off my mask, got out of the car, and started running towards the nearest open cage where a monkey was trying to claw its way out, and now looking back, I think that may have been when I was first exposed."
After touching a cage with a hissing monkey in it, the next day she fell sick with the new variant.
Mallon is what locals are calling a "hero", because she did this all without being asked, and for the general public good in mind.
The new CRONICRON variant is extremely concerning and is under study now in top laboratories around the world.
Leading top Virologist Dr. Anthony Fauci quoted as saying "this new variant so dank, it'll get you infected just by smelling it".
Upon hearing this news, Joe Biden announced via a tweet on July 17, 2024 saying this.....
"I'm sick" -Joe Biden
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She shoulda left her mask on! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 What's even funnier...or not...is all the people on fascistbook that would share this story believing it HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER! 🤭😜🥴